How I Pooped Out A Unicorn~

~This is for comedy and entertainment purposes only!!!~


 

It was a sunny day and I was sitting on the toilet taking a pooh.
1a15e79d-b1b9-4b73-b7e7-2a2bb9247738I was about to flush when I noticed my poop had rainbows in it; I thought I was just picturing things.
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Suddenly a unicorn came out of my butt and appeared in front of me.

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He told me his name was Charlie the Unicorn and he was here to turn America into Unicorn Landia; In all honesty I peed my pants when he spoke!
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Me and Charlie started to talk and I started to warm up to him. He started to talk about his plan to take over America and make it into a place for Unicorns. (Unicorn Landia)

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At first it sounded scary and a very bad idea but then I actually wanted it to happen! 🙂
In the end America did become Unicorn Landia and me and Charlie and all the other unicorns had a great time! 😀 <3

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Hope you enjoyed! <3

Love! <3

PEACE! 😀

-Jaclyn

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